The Asshole Tarot Card — Funny Black Cat Edition
Every cat owner knows the truth: cats aren’t pets, they’re tiny furry sociopaths who tolerate us for food. The Asshole Tarot Card immortalizes this sacred bond with a gorgeously illustrated black cat mid-push — paw extended, tipping a glass off the edge of a table, eyes locked on yours with that unmistakable “watch this” energy.
Design Details
Rendered in the ornate style of classic Rider-Waite tarot cards, this piece features elaborate borders, mystical symbology, and gothic lettering — all framing the most relatable cat behavior in human history. The illustration quality is museum-worthy; the subject matter is pure chaos. It’s the kind of design that makes art snobs and meme lords equally happy.
Who’s This For?
Cat people. Cat apologists. People who’ve lost more glasses to counter-surfing felines than they care to admit. Tarot enthusiasts with a sense of humor. Anyone who understands that “I have a cat” is both a statement of fact and a cry for help.
Available Products
Get this chaos on t-shirts, stickers, mugs, posters, and phone cases. The sticker version is particularly vicious — stick it on your laptop and let everyone know who really runs your life.